If film critics were designed to be mere consumer advisers, then we really screwed up by kicking the lug nuts out of Michael Bay’s screechy, populist piece of pandering pablum “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.” But we didn’t screw up, because we’re not consumer advisers. Our job is not to say if a movie will […]
Author Archives: Dann Gire
100 Ways To Get a Bad Review (81-90)
When you think about it, a lot of places can tell filmmakers how to make movies: Columbia College. UCLA. USC. NYU. But how many of them can tell filmmakers ways to avoid bad reviews of their movies? I can. I offer 100 ways to warn filmmakers – beginners and veterans – on how they can […]
Third ‘Ice Age’ suffers from sitcom syndrome
A one-eyed weasel named Buck (voiced by Simon Pegg), right, joins forces with possums Crash and Eddie in “Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs.” Even the comic escapades of Scrat, the ratty, nut-obsessed squirrel, are wearing thin, just like the ice in “Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs.” “Dawn” brings back those lovable animated mammals […]
Perfectly cast ‘Public Enemies’ hits its mark
Johnny Depp stars as legendary Depression-era outlaw John Dillinger, in a scene from, “Public Enemies.” Raging machine-gun battles – explosions of flame and thunder followed by the gentle tinkle of falling brass cartridges – provide the excitement in “Public Enemies,” but the story belongs to the faces. Marvelous, wonderful, perfectly cast faces. From the pixie-like […]
Local extras get a bang out of ‘Public Enemies’ roles
Aurora University employees Andrew and Amy Manion of Sugar Grove display their period garb on the set of the Chicago-shot crime drama “Public Enemies.” When you go to see Johnny Depp’s new gangster movie “Public Enemies” – and what Chicagoland filmgoer would miss it? – keep a sharp lookout for the news photographer at the […]
‘Jerichow’ at Music Box
Jame M. Cain’s classic novel “The Postman Always Rings Twice” gets a noirish update from German writer/director Christian Petzold. Cain’s twisted triangle now includes a dashing but broke ex-soldier Thomas (Benno Furmann) who gets a job helping Ali, a Turkish businessman (Hilmi Sozer), operate a chain of fast food venues. (Read more…) ( For mature […]
‘My Sister’s Keeper’ high on the weepie scale
Sara (Cameron Diaz) experiences a moment of truth with her daughter Anna (Abigail Breslin) in “My Sister’s Keeper.” Moviegoers who enjoy a good cathartic release watching films about children afflicted with cancer will get their money’s worth in Nick Cassavetes’ glorified Lifetime Channel feature “My Sister’s Keeper.” Young Sofia Vassilieva plays Kate, a bald cancer […]
Woody Allen’s ‘Whatever Works’ smart but breezy
Woody Allen surrogate Boris Yellnikoff (Larry David) explains life to Melodie (Evan Rachel Wood) in “Whatever Works.” Woody Allen’s main character in “Whatever Works” rants directly into the camera, breaking the “Fourth Wall” of theater, but not much new ground. Still, the smart, breezy and intermittently engaging “Whatever Works” celebrates the return of two key […]
‘Stoning of Soraya M.’ tells shocking, true tale
An Iranian woman (Shohreh Aghdashloo) tells a journalist (James Caviezel) a shocking tale in “The Stoning of Soraya M.” Colorado-born director Cyrus Nowrasteh takes a huge storytelling risk in his bold and controversial “The Stoning of Soraya M.” During the scene that we are dreading to see, villagers in a small Iranian town tie up […]
‘Transformers’ sequel too much of bad thing
Optimus Prime returns to help humans fight the Decepticons in Michael Bay’s sequel “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.” First it’s numbing. Then it’s numbinger. Michael Bay’s “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” launches a full-scale sensory assault on its audiences, pelting them with retina-ripping visuals, beating their eardrums with sonic overkill and decimating IQ points at […]